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Hi, baby. Hi, Phoebe.

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Hey, what's up with your ass, mama?

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My foot's going to be up yours if you
don't watch your mouth.

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No, I'm talking about the thing on your
head.

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You are now looking at Lady Egyptian's
highest grossing sales associate. What?

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And I thought it was just a snake.

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Well,

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congratulations,

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Nikki. It gets even better.

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Lady Egyptian is coming here next week
to shoot an infomercial, and she picked

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me to be her co -host.

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Mama, you're going to be a superstar.

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We're going to be on H .U. Hollywood
Stories.

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Hey!

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Oh, co -host today, superstar tomorrow.

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You know, Nicky, when you make the big
time, you're probably going to need a

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manager. What?

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I think I know the perfect person.

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Really?

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for dinner tonight?

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Are you still taking me go -kart racing
afterwards?

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Oh, for shady.

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See,

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you are so cute. I'm buff, too.

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Cute and funny. I like that.

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I'm so happy to be dating someone fun
and exciting.

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Well, that's what a brother was created
for, to gratify and satisfy.

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They mean the same thing.

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Oh, I know, but... You look so fly,
baby. I had to say it twice.

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Well, thanks for lunch, too. Ain't no
problem. So, I'll see you tonight? Oh.

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Around six? Yeah, yeah, I'll be there
and start your engines. Vroom, vroom.

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Oh, Stanley. Hey.

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I didn't know you had classes today.

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Well, I don't. I'm here to pick up some
paperwork. What are you doing here? Oh,

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just having lunch with a friend.

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Oh, great.

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You have time for a cup of coffee?

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Sorry, I'm on my way to a meeting.

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Well, I can't wait for our own private
little meeting at La Boheme.

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We'll share some coq au vin, followed by
some crème brûlée. Sounds good in that

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spot? Oui, oui.

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I'm so happy to be dating such a
sophisticated and suave man.

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Right, right.

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But, you know, they mean the same thing.

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I know, but, baby, you are so sexy, I
just had to say it twice.

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Well, all righty, then.

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I'm Stevie Van Lowe, manager slash agent
to Nikki Parker. Nice to meet you.

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Look, we are going to need a case of
aloe vera, a dressing room, a silent,

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flowers, and a half gallon of Chunky
Monkey ice cream or we walk.

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Uh, walk with.

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Let me handle this. You're the talent.
I'm the mouthpiece.

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Stevie, go sit your mouth down and look
cute.

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Like I'm gonna do.

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Nikki Parker? Yes.

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Tim Murphy, please follow me. Lady
Egyptian's expecting you. This is like a

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dream come true. I cannot believe I'm
meeting the Lady Egyptian. Well, if you

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don't hurry, you won't.

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Lady... What?

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Your co -host is here. Oh, Nadine
Porters.

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I've heard so much about you. It's Nikki
Parker.

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Really? You look like a Nadine.

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I am so glad to meet you. I mean, you
are such an inspiration.

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I'm a business major, and, you know, I'm
selling your products, and it has just

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changed my life. I'm sure it has, honey.
I'm sure it has.

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Lady E, I would like for you to meet my
daughter.

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You can call me Kim, Your Highness.

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And Stevie Van Lowe, her manager slash
agent. Class sit.

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Lady E, which is to eat.

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But, Nadine, it's so much easier for me
to remember.

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Now, just relax and be natural, like me.

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Can someone touch up my makeup? I'm
melting!

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Ah, thank you. Go.

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Would you ladies like a snack?

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Oh, my favorite.

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Fried chicken fingers, fried onion
rings, french fries.

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Why don't you just get a can of Crisco
and three straws?

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because you were a vegetarian.

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Oh, I am. When there's no meat around.

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You really look great, Lady E. What's
your secret?

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Oh, it's no secret, baby. She uses Lady
Egyptian products.

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Good answer, Nadine. But not even my
products can make me look this gorgeous.

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mean, look at me. I'm stunning.

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Well, you probably have a good exercise
and diet program.

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Oh, that's for poor people.

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I've got a great Beverly Hills plastic
Plastic surgeon.

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Plastic surgery?

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Are you saying that your products have
done nothing for you? Au contraire. They

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paid for the plastic surgery.

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What?

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One of the models canceled.

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What? Oh, I've got a show to do today.
Find me someone else.

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You.

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Hi, Stevie Van Lowe again.

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Yes, Tim's manager slash agent. Is she
getting a dressing room?

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No. Wardrobe approval?

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No. Is she getting paint?

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No. Who cares? I'm going to be on TV.

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I'm still taking 10%. Tim can't do this.
She doesn't use the products. Yes, I

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do.

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I use this lotion every morning.

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Uh, Tim, baby, that's shampoo.

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Oh, picky, picky. She's got hair on her
arms. Come on, let's get the show on the

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road.

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What's up, T?

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I haven't seen you around lately.

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I've been hanging out with my girl.
She's off to his old shizzle.

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I know what you mean, man. This woman
that I've been seeing is the bomb

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Man, you just hipper than him.

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Can I call you out?

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Man,

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she is such a classy woman. I just wish
I could take her someplace nice and

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quiet where I can impress her. You know,
a nice place with a...

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Kitchen and real furniture.

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A view of the ocean from, say, Santa
Monica. Yeah,

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some place like mine. Yeah.

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Good luck.

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All right, all right, man. You can use
my place.

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Real good looking out, Brad.

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Nah, man. I remember back in the day
when I was a young cat, I had this funky

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pad and all the chicks be chasing me.
Oh, man, I gotta go. Good looking out,

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Brad.

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I was just trying to school you on that.

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Okay, Samantha, why don't we start with
you demonstrating the facial mask?

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No. The lifetime I use that, I was
rushed to the emergency room.

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Skin grafts are no joke.

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Come on, we paid all your doctor bills.
And you're healing nicely, I might add.

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Any volunteers?

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Me, I love skin grafts.

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Welcome, everyone.

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I'm Lady Egyptian, the renowned founder,
creator, CEO, and spiritual leader of

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Lady Egyptian Products.

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You know, people come up to me all the
time admiring my youthful beauty. And

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they ask, how can I look like you? And I
tell them, you can't.

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dangerously close.

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Come, come.

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Nikki, don't do that. The camera picks
up on everything.

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It definitely picked up BS.

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And action.

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I'm sitting here today with one of our
top sales associates, Nadine Portley.

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And joining us are some of our most
satisfied customers.

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We have...

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Samantha Evans, a 42 -year -old
housewife from Downey.

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And Kate Mulligan, the mother of Seth
Toplett.

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And a 38 -year -old housewife

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from New Jersey, Mrs. Brenda Watkins.

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Brenda, tell us your story.

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Brenda.

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Oh, right, I'm Brenda.

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Before I started using Lady Egyptian, my
husband was about to leave me. I

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couldn't have kids, and the bank
repossessed my cord.

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Tell it, girl.

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But since I started using Lady Egyptian
eye cream, my husband can't keep his

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hands off me. I'm popping out kids like
a rabbit. And the repo man brought my

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cord back with some new rims.

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Satisfied customer.

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Right, Nadine?

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It's Nikki.

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Nikki,

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we've already established you as Nadine
Portley. Now pay attention.

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And action.

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So, Nadine, tell us your story.

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Okay.

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I've been the top sales associate at
Lady Egyptian for the past ten years.

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And in all those years, I've worn my ass
proudly.

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But today, I'd like to say that this is
all a crock of bull.

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Cut!

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Have you lost your fucking mind now?

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But you are a fraud!

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You don't even use your own products!

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And you have plastic surgery, and you
pay people to lie for you.

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No, Mama, I'm lying for free.

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I am not lying. It's called marketing.
Read my book.

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In all those years, I've looked up to
you.

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I've admired you. Hell, I even wanted to
be like you. But now I've realized

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you're not fit to wear the app.

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You are nothing but a money -grubbing
bitchy hustler. Woo!

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You forgot to mention rich!

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thing that could have ever happened to
me. When I'm done, I'm going to run that

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phony Lady E out of business.

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Good for you.

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Now, aren't you glad I never bought any
Lady E products from you?

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Now, if I can just remember Great
-Grandma Hattie's recipe for facials, is

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two cups of oatmeal or two cups of
baking soda?

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Well, if it's your great -grandmother,
it's probably two cups of bootleg Alizé.

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Now, you know, Andell, it's not too late
to get in on the ground floor.

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Let's see. I got in on the ground floor
in your dang mama t -shirts and ended up

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in the basement.

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And then it was that time... Okay, fine.

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Suit yourself.

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Now, I have an investor coming over
tonight anyway.

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I don't need your help, Ann Dowd. Well,
good.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hey, baby. Hey. Where you off to?

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Oh, I'm auditioning for another
infomercial. The Bootylicious Butt

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don't think they ready for this jelly.
Ow, ow, ow.

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Hello, how are you? Thank you, Ms.
Stiles, for coming by. Well, after I

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your brochure at my office, at my home,
and on my car, I got myself... Now, this

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woman has tenacity.

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Not only that, I never give up.

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Now, let's just dive right in.

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Now, I know this is supposed to be a
money meeting, but I want to give you a

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chance to feel how incredible my
products are. How about a facial? Oh,

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wasn't prepared for this. Don't worry,
girl, I'll be very neat. No, no, I...

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Come on, you just... Now...

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We use all natural ingredients in our
revitalizing facial mask.

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So be prepared for the experience of a
lifetime.

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Oh, it smells great. Thank you. Our
facial mask was created to detoxify the

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and clear out any embedded dirt.

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You know what it is?

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Refreshing. Yes. And it tightens and
tones the skin to give you a smoother,

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radiant complexion.

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Now, you just come right over here.

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Sit back, relax, and let the mask work
its magic.

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Relax.

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Why'd you get such great taste in
decorating?

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Oh, it came like this.

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Mmm, that food smells delicious.

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I didn't know you knew how to cook tea.
Oh, don't let the hard exterior fool

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you. Brother has layers.

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Yes, he does.

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Where's the powder room? I like to
freshen up. Oh, uh, right there around

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corner.

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got some very important papers. Man,
hurry up. You're going to blow my cover.

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Hey, is that your Rogaine in the
bathroom?

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Oh, nah, nah. It must be the maze or
something.

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What was that? Uh, ants.

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Uh, let's go out into the balcony. It's
beautiful outside.

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Well, can we, uh... Come on, let me show
you the view.

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like to be extra special.

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Oh, it already is.

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Denise?

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Stan?

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You two know each other? Yeah. What are
you doing here?

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Having dinner.

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Gee, this is my girl. What girl are you
talking about?

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That girl.

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My girl?

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First of all, I'm a woman. And second, I
don't belong to either one of you. No

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one's asked me to be exclusive.

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Man, I don't believe this.

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Pulling the same woman as you?

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This is ridiculous. Now, you need to
make a choice. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I choose you both.

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No.

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No, it's either him or me.

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Well, I wish we could have worked
something out because I really like both

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you.

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Can you believe her?

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No.

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Man, I say we forget Denise ever
existed.

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Who? Yeah.

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Oh, what's her name? Be the one of us.
Man, no woman can come between frat

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brothers. Yeah, man, we're dogs.

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Homies.

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What am I going to do, Andal?

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I have no job, no product, and I got
bills to pay.

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Just be glad that investor lady isn't
suing you.

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She chipped my coffee table.

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If I could figure out just what went
wrong.

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Worry about that later.

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Come on, let's go to that new Mexican
soul food place.

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Nacho Mamas?

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Yeah, my treat. Okay.

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You know I like that.

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Hey, boo.

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Hey, Mama. And Dale.

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Hi, Kim. How did your audition go?

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Not so good.

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After one squeeze of that butt blast...

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See you later, boo. Bye.

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Oh.

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Mmm.

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Tart, yet sweet.

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I like it.

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I know.

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Thanks, Angel.

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Girl, that hit the spot.

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Yeah.

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thought that a chitlin burrito could be
so tasty.

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Hey, baby.

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Hey. Oh, what's not so good?

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Your oatmeal cookie.

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What oatmeal cookie?

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From the dough in the refrigerator.

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Uh, Kim, baby, that wasn't cookie dough.

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That was my facial mask.

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These are the best cookies I've ever
tasted.

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They are delicious.

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You should forget about cosmetics. This
is what you need to be selling.

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I guess I could if I had an investor.

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Oh, are you asking?

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Are you offering?

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Oh, this is a great idea.

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I can see it now.

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Kimmy's Cookies.

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Cookies with a K.

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Hey, Professor, you heard from Denise?

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Oh, no, man. I don't care if I ever hear
from her again.

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That's right, man. We too good for her.
Sure you right, my brother.

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Hello?

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Hey, Denise.

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We still on for the night?

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Of course we are.

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Seven sharp.

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Hold on, okay? All right.

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Hello?

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Hey, Janice, how you doing?

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I'm fine. How are you?

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Cool. I'm going to see you at the club
tonight.

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I'll be there by midnight.

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Bye. Bye.

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Sorry about that, Stanley.

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I'll see you later, okay? All right. Bye
-bye. Bye.

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Poor P.

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Kid didn't stay in the chair.

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How do you always manage to do that?

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What?

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I'm infected.

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That's a lie.